[org.whodat]

A Russian, American, and Pollock are driving through the desert when their car breaks down. Each of them agrees to take one item as they have to continue through the desert on foot.

The Russian and Pollock ask the American what he is going to take.

He said, "the water in case I get thirsty."

They said that's cool.

The American and Pollock ask the Russian what he is going to take.

He said, "the food in case I get hungry."

They said that's cool.

- The American and the Russian ask the Pollock what he is going to take.

He said, "the car door in case I get hot all I have to do is roll down the window."

http://www.gotjokes.net/pollock-jokes/

[CalvaryJohn]

How do you tell the bride and groom at a Polish wedding?
They’re the ones wearing the clean bowling shirts.