[Eric Blair 2084]

So let me get this straight...just so I understand how far the social engineering experiment has progressed.

Using an interns private parts as a humidor for your cigar....OK by libs.

Smoking a cigarette in the White House....not OK.

[omega4179]

White House has been smoke-free since 1992, as per then-First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton’s edict?

WTF? he should smoke at his desk and be a man about it.

[Eric Blair 2084]

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[umgud]

So, we elected a dirty rotten smoker? The envirowhacko’s gotta be sick over that.

[pepperhead]

0bama couldn’t even keep his word to his wife to quit smoking. You got to wonder what else he won’t keep his word on...

[Canedawg]

That he smokes is the very least of my issues with him.

[what's up]

What I would say is that I have done a terrific job under the circumstances of making myself much healthier

Spin and hubris in one statement.

[weegee]

Is he still smoking crack in a limo with a homosexual while having sex?

[doc1019]

I’m more concerned about all the other promises he made.

[John Jorsett]

“Bam”? When did they start calling him that?

[tinamina]

If he were serious about quitting he would try Chantix. It eliminates the brain’s need for nicotene and it actually WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!

No one has told the health guru Pres-elect about the advancements in health care since Nicoret Gum? Nicoret just keeps you hooked. What kind of health advisors does the One have, anyway?

[weegee]

The media knew about this during the Great Scampaign of 2008.

They conspired with Obama’s team to lie to the American public. Collusion between the DNC and MSM is killing this country.

[albie]

“When asked by moderator Tom Brokaw whether he’d finally quit,”

...alright Jurrasic Brokaw!! Way to ask the “tough” questions! No need to ask about Wright, Ayers, Iran, China, the Economy, BO’s birth certificate, ACORN et al.

Here’s a good question...”How much “junk” do you estimate to be in your wife’s “trunk”? Or...”Will “50 cent” be performing at the inaugural?” Or...”Will you see to it that the White House is featured on MTV’s “Cribs”? Or...”Will “Pimp My Ride” help to “trick out” the Presidential limo”? Or...”When do you suppose you’ll be doing your first Neville Chamberlain impression”?

[Sola Veritas]

“he still sneaks a smoke from time to time, despite his pledge to conquer his nicotine addiction.”

At least Mr. Obama isn’t (as far as we know) addicted to sexual misconduct like Bill Clinton was (is?).

[albie]

“BUTT SERIOUSLY: BAM ADMITS ‘FALLING OFF WAGON’ ON CIGS”

...BUTT SERIOUSLY: HOW’S YOUR WIFE?

[Sola Veritas]

“Using an interns private parts as a humidor for your cigar....OK by libs.”

I guess if he didn’t light up, that was OK? Lord have mercy on us.

[SoftwareEngineer]

Please mark me as (obviously) the distinct minority on FR that absolutely loathes smoking. Yes, you have a right to do it in your own house but not in a public place paid for by my taxes. The White House is not his personal house and if he wants to smoke he can buy a condo in Washington D.C. and go and smoke there.

Being a conservative means two things:

1. I have a right to do what I want
2. I cannot impose my will on someone else

Smoking violates point number 2 when you freaking blow smoke in my face and pollute the whole room with your smoke.

I am not anti tobacco. If you want to chew tobacco and then spit it into a spitoon, good for you. You are not polluting anyone else’s air. But smoking in a public location that does NOT belong to you is NOT a right.

Just my thoughts. I am now prepared to be feathered and tarred.

[Political Junkie Too]

Joe Camel for Surgeon General.

-PJ

[Twink]

“Using an interns private parts as a humidor for your cigar....OK by libs.

Smoking a cigarette in the White House....not OK.”

Pretty much. Adultery is ok, smoking is not ok.

[dalereed]

That proves he isn’t much!

Anyone that truly decides to quit can.

I smoked a pack or more a day for 60 years and the doctor told me to quit 8 months ago and I haven’t had a cigarette since and a 1/2 pack is still sitting alongside my computer.

[stylin19a]

The parse-o-rama tour continues.

My doctor told me I had to reduce my drinkin by 20%

So I switched from 100 proof to 80 proof.

( rim shot, please)