Obama's Hands 'Soft As Butter,' Says Philly Gym Rat

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[Sub-Driver]

Obama's Hands 'Soft As Butter,' Says Philly Gym Rat @ 2:51 pm by Walter Alarkon

A Philadelphia man who lingered at his gym to get a chance to work out with President-elect Barack Obama said he was smitten with Obama's personality and his soft skin.

Stepp Stewart said he worked out with Obama on Tuesday, when he was in Philadelphia for a National Governors Association meeting.

"I get off the bike. He looks me dead in the eye. He shook my hand," Stewart told the local NBC affiliate in Washington, D.C.

"I held onto it as long as I could," Stewart added. "His hands were soft as butter!"

Stewart said he heard that Obama was visiting his gym after he had finished his workout, prompting him to return to the gym.

"Girl, I put my sweat-drenched, funky-smellin’ clothes right back on

[Doogle]

Soft hands, hard heart?

..yeah, ok, stick with that

[Electric Graffiti]

At our local Gold’s Gym....there used to be limp wristers that would hang out in the steam room/showers or locker room for uncomfortably long periods of time trying to strike up conversations with the guys. In the 20 plus years that I’ve lifted weights....I don’t think I’ve ever hit the showers. Just got my gym bag and got the hell out.

Hussein strikes me as one of ‘those’ guys hanging around in the locker room.

[ScottinVA]

Say what you will about President Bush, but among them will never be: “his hands were soft as butter.”

[Revolting cat!]

The Office of President Elect!

[rochester_veteran]

Say what you will about President Bush, but among them will never be: “his hands were soft as butter.

You've got that right!

[SIDENET]

At our local Gold’s Gym....there used to be limp wristers that would hang out in the steam room/showers or locker room for uncomfortably long periods of time trying to strike up conversations with the guys. In the 20 plus years that I’ve lifted weights....I don’t think I’ve ever hit the showers. Just got my gym bag and got the hell out.

Old homos do that at the gym ON THE MILITARY BASE where I work. Damn pervs.

[ncalburt]

I bet Chrissie Mathews can just get all dreamy eyed about that !

[spotbust1]

“PARKAAAAY”

[brytlea]

I’m sure you mean something, but I’m not sure what (but cool car on your page!)

[Barb4Bush]

I had that figured out when they said he started a sentence with “Girl”.

[happygrl]

"Girl, I put my sweat-drenched, funky-smellin’ clothes right back on

Hmmm... does this strike anyone else as, well, ......gay?

[Doogle]

..tis better just to stay with conventional “sayings” in this particular thread

[Barb4Bush]

Yes

[happygrl]

Now THAT’S a Ma-yun!

[MamaTexan]

anybody ever shake hands with butter?

I can think of something else that's soft and smooshie and closer in color.

[Post Toasties]

I don’t want to hear about 0bama’s freaking skin any more. How about his birth certificate (such as it is)?

[Doogle]

aw jeeezzzz

[brytlea]

Because...?

[End Times Sentinel]

I used to go to the gym to work out.

Then I started to notice guys with "roving eyes" in the locker room. Later, I saw a queer smoothing lotion onto another queer's back, buck naked, while the second guy moaned.

For that reason, and that reason alone, I had no other choice but to resign myself to the life of a doughy guy.

Owl_Eagle

“When the stock market crashed,
Franklin Roosevelt got on the television
and didn’t just talk about
the princes of greed, he said,
‘Look, here’s what happened.’"
-Slow Joe Biden

[Williams]

This thread has me laughing at the end of the day, only Free Republic can provide this kind of enjoyment.