CLINTONISM: THE RETURN OF STENCH POLITICS

It is said that the Obama Inauguration will be attended by five million people – mostly blacks. The good news is if you own a convenience store, you can give the security guard the day off. In any event, the Democrat cognoscenti are obsessed with caramelizing the population and making Obama cabinet meetings look like a 1950 Greenwich Village cocktail party.

Hillary is planning to wear her best brass knuckles to the Inauguration. Rosie O’Donnell may not attend the Inauguration Ceremony as it takes place on the same day she goes to John Deere for a fitting. The Holy Bible will probably not be in evidence at Barack’s Inauguration. Likely he will be sworn in on a copy of Ebony Magazine.

Seats are being reserved for the terrorists (Obama’s Guantanamo Darlings). He may not issue an Executive Order to free them, but just send one of his Chicago thugs to Camp X-Ray with a set of bolt cutters. After the Ceremony they will be at liberty to work their depredations throughout the free world. (Consistently, Arnold Schwarzenegger says he will be releasing 5,200 inmates from California prisons. As a result, California contractors will likely be switching over from building homes with swimming pools to installing them with machine gun turrets).

When one considers the Obama Presidency as the end product of the slave trade, we are reminded of the words of Dr. Frankenstein who said, “It started out as just a hobby”. The election of Barack Obama did not disprove anything that bigots did not anticipate. Bill Clinton’s advocates in Congress will remind Obama that there is no such thing as a Black Caucus – just an Anti-White Caucus. The Clinton crew advised Obama to be silent in response to his Pastor Jeremiah Wright’s declaration “Goddamn America” - even though most of the nation was saying “That niggah needs killin’”.

One thing is clear. Obama’s idea of change is to use the former Clinton Administration as a fish farm. Recruiting the dross from the Clinton Administration to work in the Obama Administration is like hiring a house maid to rearrange the dust. The Clintonistas will bring to the Obama White House all the integrity of professional wrestling.

Obama rationalizes that he has selected the best of the worst and the Clintons are content to let him think so if that amuses him. All these Clinton political groupies Obama is so eagerly welcoming into his Administration, Satan will insist they be “frisked” before entering Hell - in the interest of “quality control”. By hiring these Clinton groupies Obama is giving a last gasp to the Woodstock ethos. The Clintons are still the darlings of that un-soaped Woodstock generation. (In preparation to function in the Obama White House, every Clintonista must take a course in Alternative English in order to call each other "Baby" and say "Check it out.")

The Clintonistas see Obama as a brown paper bag which can contain only what they put into it. The White House is running out of crawl space for Clinton returnees. Obama will soon find himself buying the Arkansas ethic that a solution is not worth pursuing unless there is also a plan in place to resist it. Obama’s administration will be clogged with former Clinton votaries, stooges, dupes, and semi-functional auxiliaries which proclaims how adrift Obama is. Barack doesn’t know it yet but he will be the cabin boy aboard the SS Clinton.

Obama’s absorption of the Clinton political scraps into his Administration proves that in politics there’s always room to go backwards. Obama seems to have found all the Clintonistas that look like stowaways on the Mariel Boatlift. The Clinton gang will turn the White House into another Jamaica Inn, a shelter for smugglers, profligates, brigands, political marauders, and will probably draw nose bones on photographs of all the members of the Obama family.

The Obama panacea having not yet kicked in, it’s estimated millions of jobs will be lost next year. Clintonistas tell him that it is likely the people with jobs will be hardest hit. By Clintonesque standards such advice is invaluable. Like FDR, Obama promises to solve the unemployment problem by authorizing the building of highways. This is called Pothole Politics.

Obama’s first choice as his sentry dog is Rahm Emanuel who is as about as much fun as discovering blood in a kiddie pool. Emanuel will prove to be Obama’s Iago. This fractious, short-tempered opportunist is said to have “pointy elbows”, with which he entertains friends by using them to remove an olive from a martini glass without using his fingers.

Clinton’s Sancho Panza stooge, Bill Richardson, is currently Obama’s wide- body choice for Secretary of Stupidity. Richardson is part chihuahua and part spaniel. He owes his appointment to his ability to deliver the votes of illegal aliens and tone-deaf mariachi musicians. As Governor of New Mexico he arranged for the state’s principal funding to come from speed traps and the sale of Navajo trinkets.

Tim Geithner served under the last five Secretaries of the Treasury. If he fails to rescue the economy, the budget will be sent on to The City of Hope. There once was a popular saying, “if you’re so smart, where’s all your money?” The saying Geithner will be asked now is, “If you’re so smart, where’s all my money?”

The question also arises as to whether Obama’s choice for Attorney General, Eric Holder, had any other real functions in the Clinton Administration besides initialing Bill Clinton’s pardons of criminals like Marc Rich, or just changing the batteries in Janet Reno’s vibrators.

The President-Elect has appointed Paul Volker, a Clinton cipher, to his Office of Management and Budget, who opined that Obama’s best chance of spreading the wealth around is to hire a Chicago Democrat with a fast car. (Obama’s promise to “spread the wealth around” devolves on whether he can find enough people who don’t deserve it. So far, he has chosen to deal with an American financial collapse by declaring it “unacceptable”. You can’t say the guy is without resources.)

[Note: It might be said that money is the root of all Clintons. Bill himself managed to turn Washington into an ATM machine with diarrhea. In the event that Obama’s birth certificate proves his Presidency invalid, he probably has a secret bank account in Kenya at the Mau Mau Savings and Loan.]

William Jefferson Clinton had no reliable military advisor - just a guy with a map who could connect the dots. As was the usual Clinton reaction to attacks on American citizens abroad, the events in India caused Obama to react with inertia and cowardice as displayed by any former Bill Clinton pawn - perhaps a Secretary of Testicular Insufficiency. All considered, the Obama Presidency portends more blue skies for Iran and more yellow streaks for Bill Clinton.

Unbridled ambition strikes again. Looking ahead toward 2012, Hillary and her vassals are working on an economic plan that will enable Barack Obama to snatch debacle from the jaws of catastrophe. The State Department is already clogged with Democrat Surrenderniks who build bridges to Defeat. The Clintons had so many visits from Communists academics that Chappaqua has became another Chechnya.

The Clintonistas will make targets of opportunity into targets of mediocrity. In the meantime, now that Hillary has become a member of the Obama team, we can expect to see her and Michelle on the White House Lawn playing horseshoes with their tiaras.

Obama’s choice of Hillary for Secretary of State was based on his belief she is the best agent to speed his plans for a quick pullout from Iraq. He figured Hillary is the ideal person to achieve this end because she managed her husband’s expeditious pullout from Monica Lewinsky. Hillary’s appointment as Secretary of State follows Condoleezza Rice and Madelyn Albright. At the Obama White House this will be called “Rotating the meddlers”. Hillary is also replacing that tamed and porch-broken diplomat, Colin Poodle, who will not take much replacing,

Hillary’s only real notable experience in foreign affairs was her kiss-swapping with Suha Arafat. During her trip to the Middle East, Hillary segued seamlessly to the Harlot of Jerusalem from the Chippie from Chappaqua. (With Hillary's election to Congress, the bitch population of the Senate passed the bitch population of Hollywood. Instead of a Thanksgiving turkey, Clinton-ized feminists garnish aborted fetuses with sprigs of parsley.)

Hillary’s function on White House receiving lines will be to prompt Obama by saying, "Here comes a delegation from Oogaboogaland. Try to look uncivilized." In preparation for his trip to the Middle East, Michelle is teaching Barack how to eat with his fingers. (Americans have not yet forgiven Michelle Obama’s slurs against the nation. The Grand Canyon would serve as a great In-Box for Michelle’s hate mail.)

The Obamas were given input from a Clinton Administration HEW maven on Education who helped them make a choice whether to send their children to a public school, a private school, or just spend the next four years keeping them heavily sedated. Michelle considers her children a kind of chocolate Hansel and Gretel and plans to hide them whenever Hillary visits. The children consider Mrs. Clinton The Wicked Witch of Wellesley.

Religious people have been known to abjure the name Hillary in favor of Blasphemy. While she was the First Lady, she had no official title. The White House Staff referred to her as “a bitch without portfolio”. Her abrasive manner also earned her the sobriquet, “Catherine the Grit”. The Secret Service had assigned Bill and Hillary the code names Rigid and Frigid. Hillary is the veneer, and Bill is the venereal. With Hillary frequently abroad, Bill can resume his avocation as a door-to-door sperm donor. (Clinton blames his impeachment on Viagra-overkill.)

Under Hillary, apathy will be State Department Policy. India is currently protecting the high seas from Somali pirates and it begins to look like Gunga Din will have to carry the water for the Civilized World. Americans who plan to travel abroad will soon have to accept the notion that they don’t have a friend in the State Department.

Bill Clinton is the hood ornament of a political corruption and moral decadence. The Democrat Congress has killed the economy. Inevitably, Clinton suggested rounding up the usual Republicans. With Bubba’s help, Obama will be the first President to get his picture on food stamps. After consulting Bill Clinton about revitalizing the economy, Obama came away with the idea that a stimulus package is something between a woman’s legs. (It is rumored that Bill Clinton once got stopped at a sobriety check point and they had to call in a gynecologist to administer the breathalyzer test.) Even out of office, Clinton remains the dipstick by which politicians measure the depth of Washington’s political sewage.

Hillary will be Bill Clinton’s instrument for bringing down the Republic. If they have not done so yet, it is because there are just so many hours in a day. The political genius of Bill Clinton is he never looks like he’s doing what he’s doing. He has already seduced Obama to agree to reinstall his sinister claque in the White House. Clinton suckered an entire minority population into acknowledging him as the first black President. Worse, they think Barack Obama is the first black Bill Clinton. Yet, the ego maniacal Bill Clinton tells anyone who will listen that it is easy being perfect – once he got the hang of it.

The Clintons will not seek to serve the Obama Administration. They will govern from ambush. The Clinton gang may likely convene weekly meetings to plan for an inevitable White House mutiny. Moreover, Obama will never actually be President as long as the media remains the Clintons’ creature. (Until otherwise directed, the question will remain whether the mainstream media is holding the truth hostage or, more likely, they do not know the truth when they see it.)

All the fallout from the Clinton clueless crew will indoctrinate Obama and his minions with Bill Clinton’s overarching political conceit – i.e. when in doubt, sacrifice quality. This fetid and immoral Clinton saturation will make the Obama Administration appear unoriginal, uninspired and immoral.

Congress missed a glorious opportunity for America's first Presidential husband and wife co-impeachment.

The major part of your comments are identical to my own. We definitely part company regarding your opening. First of all most of the people attending the inauguration will not be black. Black people will certainly be there in large numbers. I won’t, even if I had a ticket. There will be lots of leftist white people there too, who in my view are as goofy as the blacks.

I do understand the symbolic impact of seeing a black man become president. I appreciate the historic significance of that happening. It is too bad that this clown is not the black man who should be in the White House.

I am an American of African descent. It bothers me that the majority of my people voted for Obama simply because he is black. They, like almost everybody else who voted for him, know almost nothing about him. The MSM certainly screened any info that might impede his becoming POTUS. We will all pay for that, and very quickly too.

I was born into a racist nation in 1935. I have experienced being black in that contemptably racist nation. I am a veteran of the Korean Conflict. I am a taxpayer. I have worked since I was twelve years old. I was never a security guard.

I am aware that there will always be racists in this country. Personally I believe that racists are miserable people who have an abnormal need to feel superior to others. In fact racists are a threat to the survival of this nation becuase they provide ammunition to those who hate America and choose to view it as racist, imperialistic, homophobic, etc.

Firehat, as far as I’m concerned you can be as racist as you choose. This is supposed to be a free country. Fortunately I am free to let you know that I think your opening comments are not only racist but stupid as well.

Skip, God Bless you and thank you for not ony for your service to our country but your obvious love for her. I understand your comments and am sensitive to them for I don’t like to see comments such as the “security guard” comment either. That said, we need to get over the sensitivity in regard to such comments while at the same time tolerating the behavior of some Americans of African descent. I am white. It is true some white people are and have been racist. I don’t feel any need to defend them. They don’t define who I am in any way. I think you need to see the “security guard” comment in the same way. just my $.02

I am not sure that I understand what you are saying. “That said, we need to get over the sensitivity in regard to such comments while at the same time tolerating the behavior of some Americans of African descent.” ????

Are you under the impression that I forgive racism from blacks? If so you are seriously mistaken. I have utter contempt for all racists.

I saw the security guard comment as racist. I don’t have to accept that because there are stupid black people who are racists. I thank you for your kind comments, but I think you misunderstand me.

Please don’t think that I will ever simply overlook white racists because there are black racists. That makes absolutely no sense to me.

What I was trying to say (clumsily, I suppose) is that we all need to get over this racism thing. We will both hear things from others that “grate” like nails on chalkboards but if we are ever going to get past it we have to quit listening. When folks who have low IQ make stupid remarks we don’t get all hot and bothered we “consider the source”. That said, we also need to deal with the reality that there does exist a problem. We dealt with white racists and sidelined them. We have yet to sideline black racists IMHO.

I certainly agree with you when you point out that black racists have not been sidelined. In fact more black racists are being created every day. That process takes place in public schools and in universities. The media plays a role also.

Black and liberal white politicians work diligently to keep my people angry over past racial injustices, while totally ignoring the incredible progress made in this area in America. Unfortunately the election of Barack Obama will probably exacerbate racial hostility.

I am happy to see that a black person can become president and dismayed that it is this Marxist who got the job. I do not agree that racist remarks should be ignored, no matter the color of the person making them. I routinely confront any black person I interact with when they make stupid, racist remarks.

The guy who started our conversation needed to know that what he said was unacceptable. There was another comment that rejected the security guard comment. I think the guy who posted it is white and it is very possible that a lesson was learned by the one who made that dumb statement.

I think something positive came out of it though. We have never met and will probably never see each other. I point out to you that we are communicating and not in an angry or hateful way. I appreciate that and I appreciate your point of view. Thank you.

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