[TRY ONE]

Soupy Sales on his show back in the 50’s or whatever:

Soupy: “Here's little Susie, she swallowed a needle when she was 5, but didn't feel a prick till she was 12!”

[Sudetenland]

Back when I was in Jr. High in "Joisey" I used to watch Soupy. There were a lot of apocryphal stories like that; none of them are true. The one exception was when he told the "kids" to sneak into their parents bedrooms and take a dollar from their wallets and send them to him after which he took a pie in the face. The joke backfired when money actually begin to show up in his mail.

I suspect the kids who fell for that one are now voting Democrat...they never can tell a joke from reality.