Is it just pigs and cattle or haven’t these idiots figured out that people will end up eating goats, rabbits, guinea pigs, sheep, and, um, ...whatever?
Congressional Stew
1 liberal congressman
20 onions, chopped
25 carrots, sliced
25 turnips, cubed
15 granny smith apples
20 cloves of garlic
1 bottle of white wine.
1 ginger root
2 T thyme
1 C brown sugar
salt & pepper to taste
Gut congresscritter. Don’t save the liver unless it’s a first term congresscritter. Anything older and the liver
will be useless.
Remove any parasitic lobbyists attached to congresscritter’s rear.
Debone the congresscritter. You will notice that most of them come with their spines already removed.
Be sure to remove lymph nodes and earmark glands. Save the tenders for a special occasion.
Gird the loins. I’m not sure what for but we can ask the forBiden question later.
Set aside two rump roasts. Everything else is useless fat to feed your dogs.
Parboil the rump roast with the bones, half the onions, half the garlic and the cayenne. Remove bones and excess grease from broth. Add wine and reduce.
Cube roast into 2” chunks. Put everything into the kettle and bring it to a boil, then reduce heat and simmer ...
Hey sweet girl.. What up??? ;)