Define “drunk”.
You’re shooting at the wrong target, sparky. I’m not any happier than you are about the goofy standards for DUI in many states. But I can assure you, when my brother came inches from pulping his brain on a telephone pole, he was DRUNK. When the people my Dad and my uncle and their cop friends had to clean up off the highway had their accidents, either they or the person who hit them was quite DRUNK.
Go find some Nanny-Stater to educate. You’re barking up the wrong tree.