Well you got the lacked discipline part right. Kudos. It actually comes from a South Park episode. Yes, yes I know it’s just a cartoon and not to be taken as the Gospel, but it was pretty funny. You don’t have to watch the whole thing, just watch the first 2 minutes. Don’t watch the rest, you’ll be offended and blame me.
http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/914/Bloody-Mary.html