Here is my latest conversation via e-mail with these scammers. I like to have a little conversation with them....you know it makes them burn up the pages of their Nigerian to Englissh translation books.
E-mail from Elinor George:
From : Mrs. Elinor George
Abidjan Cote d’Ivoire
Dearest Calvary Greetings,
With Due Respect And Humanity, I was compelled to write to you under a humanitarian ground.My name is Joy Elinor George. I was born in
Baltimore, Maryland,I am married to Mr. George Jacob director J.C Industries Cote d’Ivoire. We were married for 36 years without a child.
He died after a Cardiac Arteries Operation. And Recently, My Doctor
told me that I would not last for the next six months due to my cancer problem (cancer of the liver and stroke).Before my husband died last year thereis this sum $4.8 Million Dollars that he deposited in a Bank here In Ivory Coast.
Presently this money is still in the Bank custody. Having known my
condition I decided to donate this fund to any good God fearing brother
or sister that will utilize this fund the way I am going to instruct
herein.I want somebody that will use this fund according to the desire of my late.husband to help Less privilaged people, orphanages, widows andpropagating the word of God.
I took this decision because I don’t have any child that will inherit
this fund, And I don’t want in a way where this money will be used in an unGodly way.This is why I am taking this decision to hand you over this
Fund. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going.
I want you to always remember me in your daily prayers because of my up coming Cancer Surgery.
Write back as soon as possible any delay in your reply will give me
room in sourcing another person for this same purpose,Hoping to read from you asap.
God bless you as you listing to the voice of Reasoning,
Yours sister,
Mrs. Elinor George
My Response:
Joy,
Oh my God, you are in a terrible position! Have you considered another Doctor who could maybe give you better news? I did and it helped me a great deal.
When I suffered rectal/cranial inversion a few years ago in a farm machinery accident, my first doctor told me there wasn’t anything that could be done and I believed him. Life was extremely difficult because I had buttocks where my head should be. After a long period of humilation (people laughed and made fun of me when I ate chili and eating crackers was hard too) I met Dr Robert Bunsenburner at a Halloween Party and with one two-part operation, I was cured!
What Calvary are you in? I was in the Second Armoured Calvary before it merged with MSNBC. We never got to be First because of the Dewey Decimal System, used in all public libraries, which demands no duplications of Cardinal numbers. We have no more Cardinal numbers here in New Jersey because it is too cold now but I did spot a Blue Jay, which is a close relative.
Please go ahead and send me the money but, be sure to keep a little for the next six months or so.
Thank you,
elinor george to me:
Dearest Keith,
Greetings to you through our Lord !
I received and read your mail with gratitude to God and I have decided with my full heart to WILL this fund under your control, I was satisfied and convience with the glory of God that you will take proper care of the fund . I have contacted you in this matter with a sincere mind and in good faith believing that you are not going to disappoint me.
I have contacted you to use this money for the work of God and you are going to help so many souls through this money.
I am persuaded to fulfil this desire of my late husband and that is why I will be trusting and believing your sincerity to appropriate this accordingly. This fund is desiginated for humanitarian and Charity services with special emphasis. This must be disbursed with every appropriation, accountability and prudence to the glory of God.
I will want you to urgently handle this to the glory of God. All what you will do is to contact the bank where the fund is deposited and introduce yourself to them as my late husband [ Mr. George Jacobs ] foreign business associate and the beneficiary of the deposited US$ 4,800,000.00 million with their bank, you will instruct the bank here on how they will transfer the money into your care, you will tell the bank that this money is for ophanage services which your late partner Mr. George Jacobs deposited on your behalf before his death, so that the bank here will transfer the money to you. I will not be capable to handle this, because I have been placed on daily check up periodically. But I will contact the bank today after sending you this mail and introduce you to them as my late husband foreign business associate and the beneficiary of the money with their bank , so that it will be easier for you to claim the fund.
Please always remember me in your daily prayers for my health condition is not getting better that I am still alive today is by the special Grace of God, and may the Good Lord add more anointing upon you , and give you more wisdom to handle this project to his own Glory. You have to try and call my family Doctor because I have informed him about you , since I will be going for surgery operation by next coming week and you should introduce yourself officially to him as the foriegn business partner to my late husband MR. GEORGE JACOBS and care taker of the deposited fund in the bank, he will direct you and guide you on what to do in order to claim the fund if I am not capable to communicate with you because of my health situation.
Below is the contact of my family Doctor.
Name: Dr Moses Hoose.
Email: saintnicolas_hospitals@live.fr
Private phone: +22509705408.
Please understand my fiscal health condition, like I told you before I have been prescribed to undergo a major cancer operation which is scheduled to be hold by next week, so I will want us to conclude this transaction before my surgery, as we may not say the outcome of the surgery. I am going to forward you the contact of the bank and account information of the fund deposit so that you will send it across to the bank when contacting them as your proof.
Thanks and may God bless you. As i await to hear from
you soon,
Your sister,
Mrs. Joy Elinor George
Today I sent the following...
Joy,
Did you die yet? I never got the money
OMG. I was laughing so hard, my husband came in from the living room to ask what I was laughing about.
I always just deleted their messages, but maybe next time I will have to jerk their chains for awhile, too. Maybe with this latest moron’s money, they will be able to hire a translator who can write and spell, hey?