[Grunthor]

“Would you have rather had Hillary as President than B. Hussein Obama?”

So...the chair or the needle?

Tough one.

[murphE]

Sharp stick in the right eye or the left?

[Fresh Wind]

So...the chair or the needle?

Moe: We're either gonna be burned at the stake or get the guillotine!

Curly: I'd rather be burned at the stake.

Moe: Why?

Curly: Because a hot steak is better than a cold chop!