The Order of the Purple Cynthia
(possibly to be superseded by The Order of the Purple Barak)
They can call me "racist" all they want. It's now a badge of honor.
“This is all President-Elect Obama’s fault.”
No, you cannot say this. If you do, then you are a racist and a bigot and the elected officials of your state will have no choice but to dig into all your records to find something incriminating to use against you.
Welcome to the new world.
Obama’s first fascist decree after the election was that he would institute involuntary servitude by way of compulsory volunteerism...
...which is as socioculturally ironic as it is linguistically oxymoronic.