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To: lowbridge

Knock Knock

...who’s there?

Eyes

...eyes who

Eyes yo new preseedent


22 posted on 11/07/2008 2:33:34 PM PST by albie
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To: albie

When I was in 1st or 2nd grade, I came home from school one day and told my mom this joke:

“Knock, knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Eisenhower.”
“Eisenhower who?”
“Eisenhower ate his lunch.”

... that’s the way I had understood the punchline, which was:

“I’ze an hour late for lunch.”


80 posted on 11/07/2008 3:22:01 PM PST by dr_lew
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