Knock Knock
...who’s there?
Eyes
...eyes who
Eyes yo new preseedent
When I was in 1st or 2nd grade, I came home from school one day and told my mom this joke:
“Knock, knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Eisenhower.”
“Eisenhower who?”
“Eisenhower ate his lunch.”
... that’s the way I had understood the punchline, which was:
“I’ze an hour late for lunch.”