Regards the flipping of the bird:
Here is my plan — I have been rehearsing it.
If anyone asks me anything about Obama, I am going to scratch my face or wipe my lip with the butter finger while I am replying.
I’ll be polite in my speech, as he was — but give the finger at the same time.
He got by with it. I think I can, it too.
How ‘bout joinin’ me. It could be fun.
Dude - you are a GENIUS. I’ll pass that along to my friends on the email network. Maybe everyone else will, too.