What's new? he asks the nurse.
Well we have a new president, she replies.
Tell me something about him says the guy.
Well he was born in Africa, he is black, he has no father, his mother was a hippie, he has never done a days work, he takes a two sided stand on the issues but he believes in partial birth abortion, and the celebration for his election, his wife dressed up as a black widow spider and looked fairly descent for a change.
The comatose guy goes into shock.....
Excellent!! The country will wake up one day and realize you can’t go back. BO knows this and it is part of the plan. I knew that rag SHE had on reminded me of something...and you just put a face on it!!