Ok. I have crafted a note. I have printed it on Avery 2”x4” mailing labels, 10 per 8.5x11 inch sheet. Any charitable solicitation I get in the mail — alumni stuff from the schools I attended that went Liberal, feed the hungry, CARE, UNICEFF any commie stuff, anything I’m not inclined to support — I will simply peel a label off and stick it on the response sheet and mail it back. The label says this:
I regret I am no longer able to financially support your worthy cause. I have been labeled “wealthy” by Barack Hussein Obama and have been singled out for increased taxes and other punishments for my success. This makes it impossible for me to respond to solicitations such as yours anymore. The good news for you is that Obama, a Marxist, has promised to spread my money around. In the future, send your solicitations directly to him at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington DC 20500.
I have printed 60 labels and can’t wait to get home and check my junk mail!!!! Feel free to join in!
You totally rock. I’m swiping your label idea and printing it word-for-word as you’ve written it. Is that okay with you?
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