[GLDNGUN]

You know the guy at the party who makes a complete idiot of himself? The guy who thinks he's smarter and more clever than everyone else but is really a sad embarrassment? The guy that most people avoid or be polite to and move away? The guy that everyone else look at each other and give the "ignore the laughable idiot" look?

I'm going to let you in on a little secret.

You're THAT guy.

[Constitution Day]

LMAO!

(and high five!)