I saw a woman in the store today with a McCain/Palin shirt. I then looked again and saw she had a a female partner; both of them had that Rachel Maddow mullet. Yes, lesbians for McCain! I almost couldn’t believe it.
I saw about 3 or 4 more McCain shirts, too. There was only one Obama button, and that person was African-American.
I cant believe I did it, but today I talked a Lebanese Moslem American man into voting for McCain.
He just bought his uncles convenience store and is worried about the Obama tax plan.
I’m delivering at least 20 votes for McCain today, half of whom are registered Dems.