Posted on 11/02/2008 6:31:11 AM PST by anniegetyourgun
Perfect. Now I won’t have to pay for the coffee that always accidently seems to spill all over the NY Slimes.
Thanx
If Obama wins, when can I stop paying for gas and my mortgage?
Yep.
And I don’t want 100% of Americans voting — only those who actually care.
It will have liberal cooties in it. I am alergic to liberal cooties!
Darn! I’m gonna be working the polls all day. Gotta be there at 5:15am and will probably be there until late at night. Hope I can get mine decaff, or maybe on the 5th.
No thanks. I’d rather PAY for GOOD coffee at the 4th Street Sheetz store, as I do every morning!
Sweet! If those Seattle mega-libs decided they want to give me something...sure, I’ll take it. It’ll come in handy while I do some shopping on the 4th.
The free coffee is a Tall, which is 12 oz of burnt coffee. I’ll pass.
Short = 8 oz
Tall = 12 oz
Grande = 16 oz
Venti = 20 oz
Actually, you can rid the coffee of liberal cooties by just reciting the magic phrase:
“Ronald Reagan, Ronald reagan, Ronald Reagan!”
Presto! No more liberal cooties! Enjoy your coffee.
You would be suprised. Not ALL Starbucks partners are in the tank for 0. ;)
Many.....Many going for John and Sarah.......
Nice gesture on Starbucks’ part, but the liberal mindset will cost them unnecessarily in free giveaways to freeloaders-—as liberal programs usually do. Just “tell us you voted” and you get free coffee. Is that like “just show up at the polls and give us your name without showing ID.”? Or “just register to vote without proof of citizenship and residency and we’ll believe you.”
Starbucks would save a lot of money if voters got a purple-inked finger and had to show ID. The nation would, too, as McCain would win.
Not so sure about the purple finger thing: I guess as long as they touched a Diebold screen BEFORE they got ink-y!
Besides, we currently “own” the purple finger iconography: hate to see them appropriate that as well “CHANGE”!
Well I don't know if I can make myself go into a Starbucks but I am positive I will bump into a situation where I can user the anti-cobammunism incantation!
I can hear the sputtering and stammering now...
:-)
Dear Ben and Jerry,
you will be ordered by force of law to do an income check on all your customers.
those earning more than 120k will have to pay more for their ice cream so other customers can recieve free icecream.
Chancelor Obama
and
Chancelor Obama’s Civilian Domestic Military.
(see also affirmative action bake sale.)
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