You can always pick up more "friends" of exactly his caliber by making sure to have a bowl of cocaine in your living room at all times.
And to be grotesquely honest, do you *really* want someone hanging around who is *at least* one following?
1) A gullible moron
2) A crypto-facist
3) A secret communist
4) A neuro-linguistic programmee
5) An Afro-Lenninist
What kind of ugly, inflammatory crap is
that? I don't think it's necessary for him to perform a character assassination on his ex-friend.
Some people are just honestly, sincerely, deeply and truly... wrong. They don't have to fit any of the nasty labels you've helpfully provided.