Posted on 10/27/2008 8:19:15 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Yeah! Thanks, Clint! =)
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Stand with me, fight with me... sounds familiar.
We figured out the sound long ago, especially on debates and townhall settings. Did Rush ever notice the hair dye?
Guess what? I just came from the board of elections...
you don’t wanna know.
Yes but I think the polls are so skewered to Obama...I think the DBM will be surprised...
Yes we do!
Yes I do! I think....
Greedy Rich Republican... /s
Rush discussing Kalifornia voting!
210k votes only 1000 vote advantage to Dems.
IMO Obama could conceivably lose Mass. at this rate.
Well said.
I really HATE this early voting thing. In CA, they say there are more Republican votes. This gives the left plenty of time to “find” more votes for Obambam.
Yes I noticed they are not Devil Rays anymore. I never called a real one a Devil ray anyway. I call em Skates or Stingrays.
And with these Palin “handlers” who told the press about
her RNC wardrobe purchases AND calling her a “Diva” behind
her back has me so frickin PISSED OFF at I can't see
straight. I'm ready to blow off McCain and the RNC till
Sarahcuda can run again.
“Many believe that the country is too racially polarized to build the kind of multiracial coalitions necessary to bring about massive economic change.”
“These are mean, cruel times, exemplified by a ‘lock ‘em up, take no prisoners’ mentality that dominates the Republican-led Congress. Historically, African-Americans have turned inward and towards black nationalism whenever they have a sense, as we do now, that the mainstream has rebuffed us, and that white Americans couldn’t care less about the profound problems African-Americans are facing.”
0bama December 8, 1995.
http://www.chicagoreader.com/features/stories/archive/barackobama/
We will be wishing he was Carter in 4 years
His staccato speech ALONE tells me he is lying.
Who else talks like that?
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I'm sure Sarah will really appreciate that.
Not sure how they know this. The votes are not supposed to be counted in advance of election day. Exit polls are not known to be very accurate, at least in recent elections.
Don’t let it get you down, Clint. I’m not sure these “insiders” are doing themselves or even Obama any favors.
By continuing to stab Sarah in the back, they just prove that her judgment in disconnecting from them was spot on.
or Manta Rays?
I agree with your distrust of absentee ballots. I was just admitting my own deep dark secret....
;-)
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