Yeah, right! /sarc
Posted on 10/27/2008 8:19:15 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I found this on FR this weekend and thought you might find it timely:
As of November 5, 2008, when President Obama is officially elected into office, our company will instill a few new policies which are in keeping with his new, inspiring issues of change and fairness:
1. All salespeople will be pooling their sales bonuses into a common pool that will be divided equally between all of you. This will serve to give those of you who are underachieving a ‘fair shake.’
2. All low level workers will be pooling their wages, including overtime, into a common pool, dividing it equally amongst yourselves. This will help those who are ‘too busy for overtime’ to reap the rewards from those who have more spare time and can work extra hours.
3. All top management will now be referred to as ‘the government.’ We will not participate in this ‘pooling’ experience because the law doesn’t apply to us.
4. The ‘government’ will give eloquent speeches to all employees every week, encouraging its workers to continue to work hard ‘for the good of all.’
5. The employees will be thrilled with these new policies because it’s ‘good to spread the wealth.’ Those of you who have underachieved will finally get an opportunity; those of you who have worked hard and had success will feel more ‘patriotic.’
6. The last few people who were hired should clean out their desks. Don’t feel bad though, because President Obama will give you free healthcare, free handouts, free oil for heating your home, free food stamps, and he’ll let you stay in your home for as long as you want even if you can’t pay your mortgage. If you appeal directly to our democratic congress, you might even get a free flat screen TV and a coupon for free haircuts (shouldn’t all Americans be entitled to nice looking hair?) !!!
If for any reason you are not happy with the new policies, you may want to rethink your vote on November 4th.
Lurch to the left? Obama’s to the left of Bernie Sanders for crying outloud.
Yeah, right! /sarc
BTW-—Thanks for all the input on my garbage disposal. I was able to use the screwdriver to manipulate the blades and get the spoon loose...TY!
I disagree.....McLettuce and republicans are no threat to the oil gurus..gotta get elected before drill here ,drill now has roots....add the senate / house pickin up liberal seats and where is the drill here arguement ? Dead
the towell heads are worried that windmills will sustain until natural gas is tapped and mechanized. T. Bugger Picker
is the threat and folks, that ain’t gonna happen....HOW ?
Drop oil so alternative measures are more expensive as long as it takes for the windmill. natural gas loses interest
A box of ‘Lucky Charms’ is smarter then Barak Hussien Obama!!
Is it just me or is FR getting FRunky again?
That’s why I put my name on the GM-Volt wait list.
Contrast that to his current exhortations...
Where do we send the bill?
signed;
Joe the Plumber
any statement that Obama is NOT a socialist is now officially laughable.
MSNBC mentioned this in the AM to try and dismiss it as irrelivant.
Bring it up, dismiss it as irrelivant, and move on to a rino on scarbourough.
Sometimes the “Bigger Hammer School of Repair” works.
(if it don’t fit....hit it with a bigger hammer)
Obamamama told me not to get worked up. She’s nearly 80 and I think she has forgotten what it was like when we traveled behind the Iron Curtain.
We did watch the Lives of Others about a year ago, but she’s just anti McCain. She’d vote for Huckabee in a heartbeat.
It took her years to concede that OJ was guilty. :p
wise solution.....
Eventually the birth certificate will be proved or disproved, we have an election in 8 days, and Øbama may just be holding on to a valid birth certificate, to keep the opposition busy on something besides his Socialist agenda
This is the most disappointing Limbaugh show I’ve ever listened to.
There is SO MUCH to be addressing today. He simply isnt doing it.
Wow...he’s FINALLY getting to the Biden interview.
Re:: the COLB....but why then did the Gov. of Hawaii seal the birth records of the Messiah? Between Rush (twice) calling it (I know an easy mistake) Drivers License...and not mentioning the sealing of the records...I think EL Rushbo dropped the ball.
That's a good example, Ingtar. Thanks for posting it.
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