[Eyes Unclouded]

For just three easy payments of $19.99 I'll gladly prove Obama is a foreign born communist agent! If you call right now I'll gladly throw in evidence proving he is a gay pedophile, a $40 value, free!

I think this whole certifigate is just the denial phase of the regret that this election is FUBAR for GOP. I for one look forward to everyone hear accepting it and working on an effective opposition machine and a new contract with America to take back congress in 2010.