[mountainbunny]

What? You mean it wasn't an invisible, dyslexic, 200 pound 6'4" left handed black robber with a penchant for politics (so strong that he would risk getting caught mutilating his "victim" rather than robbing and running); carrying a dull knife along with a veritable surgeon's skill, capable of not actually cutting more than the surface level of skin on a writhing victim?

I'm shocked.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

What? You mean it wasn't an invisible, dyslexic, 200 pound 6'4" left handed black robber with a penchant for politics (so strong that he would risk getting caught mutilating his "victim" rather than robbing and running); carrying a dull knife along with a veritable surgeon's skill, capable of not actually cutting more than the surface level of skin on a writhing victim?

;)