Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Thursday 10/23/08

The EIB Network ^ | October 23, 2008 | Rush Limbaugh

[TSchmereL]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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[RasterMaster]

Obama “set to dash” to sick grandmother....

“When Obama returns to the campaign trail Saturday morning...”

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/oct/21/barack-obama-campaign-grandmother-illness

He’s also planned to be back by Sunday! Granny gonna be back on her feet in NO TIME!

[hattend]

I've never understood why so many people describe Michelle as a beauty--I think she looks sour and angry, just like Maxine.

Because if they call her a sourpuss, the DBM will go all "Joe the Plumber" on their a$$.

[Roccus]

Granny gonna be back on her feet in NO TIME!

Either that or pushin' up daisies.

[Fudd Fan]

I also asked her how much voter fraud she perpetrated in Ohio. A couple of weeks ago she was telling everyone she was calling Ohioans to register them. So far no response to that one.

Honestly, she’s a good friend when we don’t discuss politics.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Gotta start turning off ABC Radio News at the top of the hour...

Obie and his "we are all pro-American" mess makes me wanna hurl.

Don't think there was much pro-American talk going on in "Mr. Ayer's Neighborhood".

[American Quilter]

Because if they call her a sourpuss, the DBM will go all "Joe the Plumber" on their a$$.

LOL!

[Clint N. Suhks]

YIPPY!

Murtha's hold on House seat slips

[Roccus]

Because if they call her a sourpuss, the DBM will go all "Joe the Plumber" on their a$$. Now instead of gettin' Borked, we'll get Joe'd.

[advertising guy]

OT....BUBBA GOES TO A REVIVAL

..Bubba went to a revival to listen to the preacher

As the preacher finishes his serman,he tells all if they need prayed over to come down to the front.

Bubba comes forward,waiting in line when the preacher asked

“Bubba want do you want me to pray for ?”

” I need you to pray for my hearing preacher” says Bubba

The preacher places a finger in Bubba’s ear and a hand on his forehead and prays and prays and prays.

The preacher removes his hands and asks “ How is your hearing now Bubba?”

Bubba replies “ don’t know preacher, the hearing is next Wednesday

[Biggirl]

Enjoy the meetup at the Sen. McCain “Joe the plumber” rally in Sarasota! Bye EAL! :) =^..^=

[rodguy911]

We are good I found what they were doing.THanks very much.

[Fudd Fan]

That is GREAT news!

[evets]

Ha ha, yeah. He wants a President 'daddy'...

Ponytailed guy:
"The focus of my work is domestic mediation,
is meeting the needs of the children that I work with
by way of their parents and not the wants of their parents,
and I ask the three of you, how can we as
symbolically the children of the future president
expect the two of you, the three of you to meet our needs?"

BARF !

[Enchante]

Sure, Bill Ayers and his WeatherFreak pals are really “pro-America”...... so long as the can kill off a few tens of millions who might get in their way, and so long as they can turn Amerikkka into their own far-left “ideal” vision, then they will just looooove Amerikkka.

[rodguy911]

I used to think that liberal Jewish people were concerned about the fate of Israel I no longer do.

[American Quilter]

Just saying! What if his real father is Franklin Davis, the Communist and all around scumbag?

Was Davis a U.S. citizen? If so, I think that would resolve the issue of Obama's citizenship, as well as the issue of his being only 6.25% of African descent (Obama Sr was predominantly of Arab descent).

[gov_bean_ counter]

Rush's current monologue.

Obie's participation in this election could actually set race relations and Black American back decades.

[American Quilter]

Honestly, she’s a good friend when we don’t discuss politics.

I believe you. Two of my close friends are liberals, and otherwise they're great people. They just lose their ability to think rationally when it comes to politics.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Wouldn’t it be great?!!!

[rodguy911]

Neal Boortz did 20 minutes on his show abut two weeks ago about how the similarities of William Ayers' books and obama's Dreams of my Father were too similar to be coincidental.It was very interesting.