Amen to that!
C'mon, don't you think that they've thought this through?
Rope will be outlawed under the new adminstration - but not all at once, of course. That'd be a violation of the 2nd Amendment RKBR (Right to Keep & Bear Rope). First, That One will sign an Executive Order to ban imports of rope, of rope repair kits, of rope plants, rope fibers, rope-making machinery, etc. Then you'll have to register all of your rope, and be limited to buying rope in select FRL (Federal Rope Licensee) shops, and to pay a stiff 10,000% rope tax. Later, when militant, racist rope owners refuse to register, BATRE (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Rope & Explosives) agents will raid homes of rope owners, stomping cats to death, kicking pregnant women in the gut, shooting anyone who resists in any way and burning the house down. If rope owners resist, the military will be called in; if the military refuses to follow orders, That One will request the UN to send in a few dozen divisions of Russian, Chinese, Iranian, Venezulan and Cuban peace-keeping troops.