Barack Obama address: “People of earth, let me share your success with the wino in the gutter behind you.” Cheap wine is the next civil right.
Obama to the Joe Six Pack baseball fans: hey out there -- you're supposed to be hurting from the economy. Are you sure you could afford that high priced ticket for a sporting event? Why, I thought you couldn't even afford the gas to get here. Did you really spend $5 for that hot dog? I thought you couldn't put food on the table. Anyway..... all of you poor unfortunate folks out there - please watch my million dollar infomercial......