I've oft' reflected upon it as Johnny Mac wandered his way to this nomination (not to mention scores of times over the last 8 years). Just how flabbergasted do you think I was when he ended up giving us the most wonderful gift to come our way in a generation?
Of course, I'm talking about the Nationalization of Sarah...
I, too, am dumbfounded. That is why I am afeared now that he’s going to tarnish our lovely Alaskan flower....