Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Friday 10/10/08

The EIB Network ^ | October 10, 2008 | Rush Limbaugh

[TSchmereL]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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[EagleandLiberty]

We got to get you a TRIBAL name... :-) (I’m Chief RinoHunter of the ElRushbo tribe)

[Joisey]

I hope Yosemite Sam doesn't shoot himself in the foot during the last debate.

[mnehring]

OK, I have to step in about the cranky old lady... Did you hear that she said Obama 'says things that will solve unemployment and our lives and problems we have'?

She, like unfortunately half this country, are falling for words, words, words..

She is the type of person that believes used car salesmen, televangelists, and multi-level marketing businesses(sic). This is what we are up against folks. A lot of people are so dazzled by words, but just like getting in an MLM, the fancy words end up just costing you money.

[EagleandLiberty]

Thanks...

[RSmithOpt]

An ‘O-Aid Spritzer Snort’? You can acronym that if ya want with the dash.

[EagleandLiberty]

Thanks...

[mylife]

Barmy of one!

“Be all that you can be...Youre so Barmy”

Barmy of one!

[mylife]

I always had a crush on Nancy :)

[sono]

[EagleandLiberty]

Venezuela shut down all the McDonald’s?

They’ll reopen as Hugo’s!!

[mylife]

Consarn it!

[Joisey]

"This is what we are up against folks. A lot of people are so dazzled by words,"

[RSmithOpt]

good one #409!!

[sono]

Here’s why the keep Mrs. Obama on a short leash.

“What [Obama] knows is that we have to have funding to support HIV testing. It is still something that doesn’t happen in this country primarily because of homophobia.” M Obama

http://annienyc.blogspot.com/2008/10/michelle-obama-usa-doesnt-fight-aids.html

[advertising guy]

if he was just an ass like say,Dukakis or Kerry but

this Muslim is here to kill America, just wait til Obama thow’s down w/ the black leather coat and cape....

[Joisey]

Venezuela shut down all the McDonald’s?

They’ll reopen as Hugo’s!!

They'll put a red beret on Ronald McDonald!

[mylife]

Reynaldo McChavez?

[sono]

As oil plummets, Hugo’s economy becomes nonexistent. I wonder how much longer his pals in Latin America will tolerate his BS?

[EagleandLiberty]

Mine never did...I was teaching a friend to drive.. and he totaled it. Stupid me (typical 17 year old). I am looking for a Pinto wagon now!!

[RSmithOpt]

Will make an excellent target for this: