OBAMA: “I know everything.”
McCAIN: “I don't know the following:”
“1 - I don't know how a person can write and push legislation which allows a physician carrying out a botched abortion to condemn the life that was delivered to die in a soiled linen closet.”
“2 - I don't how a person can run for president having never presented his credentials that he is indeed a ‘natural born citizen’ in this country.”
“3 - I don't know how a student in America in the mid-eighties can travel to Pakistan at a time when such travel was forbidden by the State Department unless it was on something other than a US passport.”
“4 - I don't know how a person running for president can somehow magically arrive at Harvard Law School without having some previous records left at his previous colleges and universities.”
“5 - And finally, I don't know how a 3rd-year associate at a prestigious Chicago law firm can suddenly be the Chairman of the Board of a $150 million not-for-profit extolling the virtues of experimental education having no previous experience at anything except suing the CRA for not providing loans for people completely unqualified to manage their lives let alone their financial obligations.”
“Now - how would I go about learning these things? I would require the industry that is journalism to do their f**king jobs.”
Simply not true. In fact, our relations with Pakistan in the 1980s were probably as close as they've ever been, what with them being our conduit to the mujahaddin in Afghanistan.