[toomanygrasshoppers]

We live in the country and haven’t had a trick or treater in 10 years. I always buy lots of Halloween candy, however, just in case. ;)

[Right Wing Assault]

haven’t had a trick or treater in 10 years

We usually get around 80, but we buy for double that just in case. We eat one for every one we give out. Burp. Excuse me.

[onemiddleamerican]

Good thinkin’!

[Tarpon]

We live in the country and haven’t had a trick or treater in 10 years. I always buy lots of Halloween candy, however, just in case. ;)

Yep, wife came home with bags of it ... I laughed she hide her head. The licorice is good though.

[upchuck]

I’ve been living in the woods for five years now and have forgotten what a trick or treater looks like.

They gotta walk a quarter mile off the road just to get here. And the woods are real, real dark at night :)

Nevertheless, just in case, I have laid in a ample supply of Halloween goodies. That’s Janie over there, Sally’s in the kitchen popping corn and Maggie should be here any minute. She’s bringing the refreshments.