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How to Field Dress a Moose
A Brief Step-By-Step Summary Of The Process:
1. Clear Your Working Area ("May I call you Joe")
2. Bleed The Animal ("must correct you again, Sen. Biden")
3. Preparatory Skin Cuts, Throat to Anus ("That's really not right Joe")
4. Break the Breastbone ("YOU YOURSELF said Barak not ready to be commander in chief!")
5. Sever the Wind Pipe, Gullet from the Head ("...say it ain't so Joe.."
6. Open the Abdomen to the Anus ("..your PLAN WOULD MEAN THE WHITE FLAG OF SURRENDER!")
7. Split the Pelvic Bone ("Barak VOTED AGAINST funding troops.")
8. Cut the Diaphragm from the Cavity Wall the Anus and Bladder. ("No, Joe, it wouldn't be a tax cut for 95 percent")
9. Roll Out The Abdominal Organs with Anus Attached ("You voted for war that you're now against")
10. Remove the Neck and Chest Cavity Organs ("You said that you'd be proud to run with John McCain yourself!")
11. Clean the Body Cavity ("Your plans represent nothing but massive spending")
12. Prepare the Carcass for Cooling or Quartering. ("I'm certain that John McCain will address those massive spending plans in the next debate")