Dear Lord,
Please give Sarah Palin the strength to open the biggest can of WHOOP A$$ on her opponent in tonights debate.
Amen.
—Our Father in Heaven, as we go into battle with the enemy, every one of us who loves this country, who believe our freedoms and our divinely inspired constitution must be protected at all cost, will approach you each in his own way, - our enemies too, according to their own understanding and will ask for protection and victory tonight. And so we bow before your infinite wisdom. We offer our prayers as best we can. Yes, and one more thing, dear Lord. About our enemies — ignore their heathen prayers and help Palin beat the snot out of Biden and have him running away with his tail between his legs. Amen.