[heywoodubuzzoff]

Mo Dowd used to date actor Micheal Douglas. To us outside observers the breakup and his marriage to Catherine Zeta-Jones caused her to go off the deep end and become a bitter alcoholic cat lady.

I think you may owe an apology-- to bitter alcoholic cat ladies :-)

And why is MoDo flying when she probably has a perfectly serviceable broom!

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

If she uses her broom, the vast right wing conspiracy can track her from the trail of cat hair she leaves in her path.