Thanks, it’s actually a true story, ignoring the “lipstick” and such; somehow, it seemed to fit tonight, 61 years and
ten presidents later, 3 generations dumber and fatter with no relief in sight.
I always wanted to write, I had nothing to say - I never knew I had so much company.
It’s not me who’s fatter it’s us; I’m not dumber, either - just another generality, and that “lipstick” business? That’s a lead-in to the pig story; a tale of which I never tire of telling, no matter how sorry I and the pig and my poor, beleaguered dad appear to be.
Suffice it to say that I may be the only person to ever admit licking a light bulb.