From Wiki on Kutcher:
Both Kutcher and Moore are followers of the Kabbalah Centre, a controversial California-based organization which alleges that it teaches Kabbalah, a form of Jewish mysticism.
“[3] Kutcher stated that as a teen, he contemplated committing suicide. At thirteen, he attempted to jump from a hospital balcony, but his father intervened at the last minute.[4] At around this time, his parents divorced. During his senior year, he broke into the high school at night with his cousin in an attempt to steal money; he was caught leaving the scene. Kutcher was convicted of third-degree burglary and sentenced to three years’ probation and 180 hours of community service.
Kutcher attended the University of Iowa, where he majored in biochemical engineering (but did not complete), motivated by the desire to find a cure for his brother’s heart ailment. At the University of Iowa, Kutcher was kicked out of his apartment for being too “noisy” and “wild.” [5] Kutcher stated, “I thought I knew everything but I didn’t have a clue. I was smoking a lot of weed and partying, and I woke up many mornings not knowing what I had done the night before. I played way too hard. I am amazed I am not dead.”
Dear Ashton, you still don’t have a clue. If your boy gets elected, you’ll again be amazed if four years from now you’re not dead. We’ll all be.
The punk and the stripper are not too bright, the great one is leading in my stupid state by 15 points, but if they want to waste their precious time? at the school, be my guest. It is not like they are so popular they have other things to do.