OMG. My grandma’s couch threw up on Michelle Obama.
Is she pregnant?
That’s almost like being a pretty dress, except for the white stripes at 10:00 and 2:00 o’clock on the bulgiest parts. What’s WITH that?
BO’s yelling now after bringing up his name (came from Africa). Yeah, and it’s your muslim name.
I never got to see Mrs. Zero’s dress last night, and I’m just now going back through the debate thread because my power went out around midnight. I must say that was one nasty dress. It looks like a design you’d find on dining room wallpaper. Was that a black bow on the left shoulder? It looks out of place. I wonder if she bought that at Target, as I hear that’s where she shops. Bambi won’t shop at Walmart because they aren’t unionized, so I’m wondering why he shops at Target, because they’re not unionized either. But of course you’ll not hear that from the media.