Dad might merely have been justifiably horrified when he realized his boy was as the Koreans used to say, “in deep kim che”...
Or horrified at how stupid the kid was: with the last name “Kernell,” he resets SaraH Palin’s e-mail password to “popcorn.”
It’s appropriate that Tennessee is known for their jackasses.
As we all know, the leading jackass in the state of Tennessee is Al “ozone man” Gore.