Would this be the unfailing obje-e-e-ective David Gregory? The smarmy, ankle-biting, yapping, pee-on-the-carpet David Gregory. The "journalist???" Certainly there would be no conflict of interest in his ray-poor-tage, though, now would there be?
Oh, how I wish there was an effective way of conveying sarcasm and disgust through the written word.
You did good.