Posted on 09/19/2008 9:44:04 AM PDT by Rushjr79
(SATIRE) On the heels of popular left-wing radio host Randi Rhodes attacking John McCain for lying about his experiences as a POW and an Obama campaign television ad attacking McCain for his inability to use a computer because of injuries sustained as a POW, a new liberal group is continuting the theme. Created in order to aid left wing candidates in tight races, the Democrat Organization United to Contest Heated Elections has released the text for its latest ad. The Edwards Report has obtained an exclusive copy:
John McCain claims to speak for the common man, but how can a man too good to comb his own hair or too high and mighty to do jumping jacks relate to the average American? The average American can't afford a 5 1/2 year Asian vacation. Was it really the Hanoi Hilton, or more like Good Time Charley's? Would a true American have spent so much time overseas? We're Tony Rezko, Bill Ayers, and Jeremiah Wright, and we approved this message. The rest is at Edwardsreport.com,right wing Onion rip-off.
(Excerpt) Read more at edwardsreport.com ...
Popular? I thought popular meant widely liked or appreciated.
Its satire, remember?
She is widely liked and appreciated among a certain segment of the population. That segment being clinically insane, drug addicted, communists. : )
It’s not far from the truth, really. My leftist brother, WHO WORKS WITH DISABLED VETS, said that McCain was milking his injuries and POW experiences, and he has seen people far more injured learning to use computers.
And yes, I came unglued.
Haw awe Wandi’f teef fince fhe feww down dwunk a fw monthf back?
Hope fhe’f feewin bettew.
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Mexicans propose border fence to keep Americans out.
Mexico City, MX – Mexican lawmakers today proposed a 700 mile border fence to keep Americans from illegally entering the country. Recent economic conditions in the US have sent tens of thousands of Americans over the border seeking employment.
Home Depots in Guadalajara and Tijuana reported shiny, pale objects on the periphery of their parking lots - later determined to be illegal Caucasians looking for work.
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