I want to look Chevy Chase straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d###less, hopeless, heartless, fat-a##, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey S### he is. Hallelujah. Holy S###.
...where’s the tylenol?
All of which would be his best speech from his best film, and likely the last one to make any money: National Lampoon Christmas Vacation.