Sarah Palin was out fishing with her husband. Her hat blew off her head and into the cold water. “I’ll turn the boat around so we can get it.” Todd told her. “That won’t be necessary,” she responded. She calmly got out of the boat and walked across the water, picked up her hat and returned to the boat. Reporters on shore, to their amazement saw the entire incident. The next day the headlines read, “SARAH PALIN CAN’T SWIM!”
Sarah Palin: “It’s cloudy outside.”
Keith Olbermann: “No, it’s only partly cloudy! IT’S ONLY PARTLY CLOUDY!!! (shouting at camera). SHE’S A LIAR!!!