[uglybiker]

Why are cell phones somehow beyond the sphere of influence when it comes to teaching our kids restraint, responsibility and self-control?

We don't have the time or resources to teach such antiquated ideas.

We're too busy teaching them about Che Guevera, birth control, global warming and of course, self-esteeeeeem! < /barf>

[andrew roman]

..and don’t forget ... both Washington and Jefferson were slave holders.

Can’t forget that.