For such a long time we thought your were a conflicted but dedicated scientist trying to make sense of the world.
We now realize that your were an epic super genius who has proven that God has never existed.
We are sorry for our misunderstanding and greatly appreicate our atheist brothers bringing us to a greater faith in You.
The Church
Evolutionists Flock to Darwin-shaped Wall Stain
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/evolutionists_flock_to_darwin
Evolutionists Flock to Darwin-shaped Wall Stain
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/evolutionists_flock_to_darwin