Funny funny stuff. At least he wasn’t about to kill himself because his cell phone couldn’t get out like the cashier at Food Town yesterday.
Oh here’s a funny story:
One of my students (16 year old girl from NY and severely spoiled and never been through a hurricane and anything for that matter) sent me a text message today and it went like this.
student: “Please help me.”
me: “Hey, what’s wrong?”
student: “I am having to eat ASTRONAUT FOOD!”
(I’m guessing she’s referring to MRE’s)
me: “Oh, y’all did not prepare for the hurricane and buy some food ahead of time?”
student: “Ya but u don’t understand, my family is fat and they ate it all already!”
me: “Well, Kroger is open and they have some dry foods”
student: “Eeeew, that is butt food”
(I have no clue what that means)
student: “I want a hamburger”
me: “well, what you got is better than going hungry. Be happy with what you have for now.”
student: :0(
Hehehehhe,,,I guess she thought I was gonna come get her and take her to a fancy restaurant or something. Funny kid.