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To: DrewsMum

Funny funny stuff. At least he wasn’t about to kill himself because his cell phone couldn’t get out like the cashier at Food Town yesterday.


3,510 posted on 09/17/2008 3:26:34 PM PDT by texasredtop
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To: texasredtop

Oh here’s a funny story:

One of my students (16 year old girl from NY and severely spoiled and never been through a hurricane and anything for that matter) sent me a text message today and it went like this.

student: “Please help me.”

me: “Hey, what’s wrong?”

student: “I am having to eat ASTRONAUT FOOD!”

(I’m guessing she’s referring to MRE’s)

me: “Oh, y’all did not prepare for the hurricane and buy some food ahead of time?”

student: “Ya but u don’t understand, my family is fat and they ate it all already!”

me: “Well, Kroger is open and they have some dry foods”

student: “Eeeew, that is butt food”

(I have no clue what that means)

student: “I want a hamburger”

me: “well, what you got is better than going hungry. Be happy with what you have for now.”

student: :0(

Hehehehhe,,,I guess she thought I was gonna come get her and take her to a fancy restaurant or something. Funny kid.


3,511 posted on 09/17/2008 3:45:08 PM PDT by DrewsMum (I'm hopin and wishin and prayin and freepin.....)
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