Zoolander’s problem is that he’s mesmerized by his own reflection in the mirror. Now mind you, he IS a pretty boy. But he has NOTHING else. I imagine when he sleeps with his wife he tapes a mirror to her face so he can see himself. (did I just say that? - oh my)
I would say he’s similar to the silky pony except he has brains and doesn’t think with his *ya know what*. He does not respect women or anyone else for that matter. He totally thinks he’s a God and we are all his adoring puppets. He’s quite flagrant about it, like he’s the only one smart enough to get it. I have no clue what Bush was thinking by dumping him on us. And to top it off, he’s the best choice we’ve had and we re-elected him. Oh well.....
King Richard. He’s either being really good or really bad.
“I imagine when he sleeps with his wife he tapes a mirror to her face so he can see himself. (did I just say that? - oh my)”
Hmm... if I shaved... maybe a little lipstick...
Nah! *nevermind*