[spectre]

"God Save Them"."

He's trying

"A flood came and a man had to climb onto the roof of his house. As the waters rose a neighbor in a rowboat appeared, and told him to get in. "No," replied the man on the roof, "the Lord will save me."

Then a firefighter appeared in a speedboat. "Climb in!" shouted the firefighter. "No," replied the man on the roof, "The Lord will save me."

A helicopter appeared and the pilot shouted that he would lower a rope to the man on the roof. "No," replied the man on the roof, "the Lord will save me."

Eventually the man drowned and went to heaven, where he asked God why He hadn't helped him.

"I sent a neighbor, a firefighter, and helicopter," said God. "What more do you want?"

sw

[TornadoAlley3]

U.S. Coast Guard helicopters are rescuing stranded people and pets on a stretch of Texas coast called Bolivar Peninsula....CNN...breaking newz

great folks, put rescue squads in harm's way because you would not evacuate.

[Cheryllynn]

Ignorance pure ignorance of all those staying in Galveston........I just don’t understand it? I pray the woman on Fox changed her mind and got out of there.

[penelopesire]

:)..funny..I was thinking of that same joke not ten minutes ago...LOL