obama knew he could take a swipe at Gov. Palin and say he didn’t mean it “that way”
as a youth, I too employed double entandre to poke fun at people
Now that I am 47 years old, I have no time for such monkey shines
Some innocent expressions McCain can use at his next town-hall meeting, and the press will be all understanding and sympathetic:
“I looked into Senator Obama’s finances, and there’s something in the woodpile there.”
“Let’s call a spade a spade and admit that Senator Obama isn’t ready to lead.”
“Senator Obama wouldn’t pick a ninny as a running mate, would he?”
“Senator Obama, the jig is up.”
“Senator Obama’s record of achievements is a bit niggardly.”
“Some people look at Senator Obama and think ‘African.’ I look at him and think “African’t.’”
Hey, what could go wrong?