If the Toastmasters sold tuition coupons, I’d send Ridge a book of the damn things.
My miniature poodle Scoobie is a more compelling speaker, and all he says is ARRRHH!
ARRRHH! ARRRHH!
ARRRHH! ARRRHH! ARRRHH! ARRRHH!
ARRRHH! ARRRHH! ARRRHH!
ARRRHH! ARRRHH!
ARRRHH!
Toastmasters does have membership brochures, they leave them in a conference room I use all the time. I’ll grab a few and put them in the mail.