[veritas2002]

I would definitely send money to help finance this! There's only one word that I think adequately describes the 'drive-by media' - maggots. Here's the dictionary definition: mag·got Audio Help (māg'ət) Pronunciation Key n. 1. The legless, soft-bodied, wormlike larva of any of various flies of the order Diptera, often found in decaying matter. 2. Slang A despicable person.

[biff]

Nope, maggots is too civilized. Maggots will actually clean up an infection. I prefer:

DEMS+MSM = SEPTIC TANK BOTTOM FEEDERS.(the formula could be simplified but would not be appropriate on this forum)