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To: Mad-Margaret


southpark episode:

Satan decides that since Halloween is essentially his holiday, he is going to have a huge party in Los Angeles— as big as a sweet 16 party. He proclaims to the spirits of the damned that anyone who wants to get in must get a blue wristband, wear a costume, and that not appearing will make you a loser. He also states that no one should come dressed as The Crow as that's his costume but later he makes his minion Zazul swap his schoolgirl costume with him, yelling "No one can look hotter than me!" He also invites many celebrities, and plots to have it become the greatest party ever by arranging a really huge surprise for dessert. At first, he decides a giant chocolate fondue fountain would be a good surprise, but changes his mind when he learns that Diddy already had one when he had his birthday at the hotel. His other ideas are a doughnut machine and a full ice cream bar. When he finds Diddy had them all, he decides upon a Ferrari Cake (a cake the size and shape of a Ferrari), which three notorious serial killers — Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, and John Wayne Gacy — are ordered to bring. Meanwhile, the Roman Catholic Church, angered that Satan doesn't invite them to the party, plans to call the fire marshal the night of the party to complain, thus ruining it.

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The Catholic Church tries to call the fire marshal, but to their shock, they find that Satan, realising someone bitter about not being invited would do exactly what they're doing, has invited him — so they decide to crash the party. However, Satan's Security makes sure they don't get in at all, as they're wearing wristbands from Knott's Berry Farm.

The three serial killers, in typical Three Stooges fashion, run into trouble trying to pick up the cake: having killed the bakers. This is compounded as every time they enlist someone's help, Gacy (and once Dahmer) kills them and Dahmer performs necrophilia and cannibalism on the body. Ted Bundy's attempts to discipline them only slows progress down further. When an attempt to lift the cake fails, resulting in its destruction, the killers know they're in trouble. When trying to bake a new one, the three mutilate each other to the point where they cannot bake it, so Satan's assistant Demonius, who was in charge of planning the party decides to search for a new one on his BlackBerry and finds a cake the exact size and shape of an Acura, which he decides is an adequate last minute substitute.

Unfortunately, it isn't good enough for Satan (though it is for his guests). Satan flies into a rage over the Acura cake, screaming that the party is "Not about them, It's all about MEEEEEEE!!!!!" despite everyone having fun. The partygoers get upset, and Satan realizes that, in trying to have a party LIKE the girls on My Super Sweet 16, he has BECOME like one of them, and even when his minions insist he is not nearly as bad as they are, he insists he is. He tells the crowd that he is sorry and that his party is for all of the people who make his life so special ("And if I don't realize that, then I'm no better than a rich American teenage girl"). Now he wants everyone to enjoy his party so he invites everyone in, including the Catholic priests. Butters makes it to the party and uses a makeup mirror to summon Biggie Smalls straight to the party, who asks Butters to come into the party with him as thanks. Butters quickly agrees, seeing as "I'm gonna get grounded anyway, I might as well." The episode ends with everyone dancing, including the Catholic priests with naked altar boys on leashes who are also trying to dance. -- -- ------- - ---- - Just to put this in context. Tonight is about ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
322 posted on 08/28/2008 5:05:32 PM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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To: longtermmemmory

Evening everyone!


329 posted on 08/28/2008 5:07:11 PM PDT by tapatio
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To: longtermmemmory

That is prophetic.


444 posted on 08/28/2008 5:30:52 PM PDT by Palladin (Obama: All stagecraft, no substance.)
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To: longtermmemmory
I read your entire synopsis of Satan's Sweet Sixteen Party on South Park.

Why ~ I don't know, but I am somewhat ashamed to say that I found it amusing. Possibly because of the beverages I have been fortifying myself with tonight.

Was anyone wearing a Toga?

2,319 posted on 08/28/2008 10:08:27 PM PDT by happygrl
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